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WHY THOSE DAMN SHIRTS?

  • PREMIUM BLANKS

    Every shirt is printed on Next Level 6210 CVC — a premium 60/40 cotton/poly CVC blend that's soft, durable, and fits like a dream. No cheap Gildan garbage here.

  • BOLD DESIGNS

    70+ designs and growing. From bar humor to dark comedy — if you're thinking it, we probably printed it.

  • SHIPS FAST

    Printed and shipped in 7-12 business days. DTG printed in the USA. Free shipping on orders over $70.

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DESIGN YOUR OWN DAMN SHIRT

Got a BANGER idea?

Put YOUR words on a shirt. See a photorealistic mockup instantly. If we love your idea, we might add it to the store — and pay you royalties. Your humor deserves merch.

DESIGN IT NOW →

STARTED IN A BASEMENT.

Those Damn Shirts was born in Kansas City with one rule: if it makes you laugh out loud, it belongs on a shirt. No focus groups. No corporate BS. Just a guy who got tired of boring tees and decided to fix it. Every design is made to start conversations, turn heads, and get you kicked out of family dinners.